Caitlin Anne Schwarez

Age: 12

Caitlin is a high-energy middle schooler who thrives off of any opportunity to make noise and cause trouble. Caitlin enjoys nothing more than terrorizing her classmates and teachers, especially her new neighbor, Sarah. Caitlin's best friends are the twins Juan and José. Her hobbies include playing sports (especially soccer), beating the tar out of her drum set, and running around in the woods with Juan and José.

Caitlin is Joseph's only child; after her mother's death 2 years ago, she and her father live alone together. They're happy enough, but Caitlin desperately misses her mother. Her father is constantly leaving on business trips, which means Caitlin gets shuffled off to different relatives while he's gone.